BUTTERCUP
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A little pig called Buttercup
suspected she was growing up
when she noticed on her tummy
lots of buttons just like Mummy.
"Good Grief!" she cried, "They're in two rows,
but what they're for God only knows!
Is this what's known as puberty?
Or is there something wrong with me?"
Her Mummy said "Don't be alarmed,
they're just part of our female charm;
you may well find, when you get old,
you'll be a PlayPig centerfold".
Daddy Pig was thrilled to bits,
his girl had grown thirteen tits;
he claimed they were a gift from God,
but thought thirteen was rather odd.
He'd not before seen such a set
and took her off to see the vet,
who found the reason, pure and simple,
the thirteenth one was just a pimple.
